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Friday, September 12, 2008

Baby, I don't cuddle. Don't blame me, blame science.

According to a recent study, after sleeping in the same bed, both men and women sleep more poorly. However, a one Dr. Neil Stanley says that "women are pre-programmed to cope better with broken sleep." Which may explain why women fared better in cognitive tests then men after a night in a shared bed (even though both individuals reported to have slept well).

Bed sharing also affected dream recall. Women remembered more after sleeping alone and men recalled best after sex..."Historically, we have never been meant to sleep in the same bed as each other. It is a bizarre thing to do"
I'm calling Shennanigans on this one boys. There are solutions to your latenight dead-arm woes. Stop talking and hug it out bitch.

Thursday, September 4, 2008

BREAKING NEWS

For a long time I had the habit of replacing the common saying, "when pigs fly" with, "when an elephant goes cold turkey." THANKS THE BBC FOR RUINING THAT FOR ME.



Next in the News:
Elephant gives Pete Doherty tips on how to be a functional human being