I'm trying hard as hell to learn Needle in the Hay by Elliott Smith. It's too bad that song has such suicidal connotations because it's really beautiful. I really love that song. I am curious whether anyone recorded the Look, Orion! cover of it. Look, Orion! Look,OrionLook,OrionLook,Orion. Look, Orion!
Christmas is coming up. Who's delivering my McDonald's Dollar Menu (the entire thing) by 8 a.m.? Ketchup packets and salt shaker, please. Coke for the soda. Coke is the best soda in the world, and anyone who argues otherwise clearly has poor taste. Are you crazy? Pepsi? Its taste is thin and dishonest. Coca-Cola is a company I can believe in because it has invented the best flavor since BBQ which was naturally occurring. Neanderthals had BBQ, and it was better than today's BBQ. Any hipsterthal could tell you that. But seriously, folk stars, your genre is going the way of ska. Mix it up a little bit.
Did they only have Keenan and Kel dude play Plaxico Buress because he's the only black dude on the cast? Is the guy who plays Barack Obama black? It's difficult to tell.
Seth Meyers fucking sucks.
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