Wednesday, September 3, 2008


So I am the last remaining member of Thousands who has not secured employment. I guess New York is really the land of opportunity. Fortunately I have a plan. Today I have begun my top-secret plan to subvert the government of the People's Republic of China. Today they received a whole bunch of truth-optional paperwork from me. With the help of a disgruntled Chinese national travel agent I will be able to convince them that I even have a round-trip ticket (and thus plans to leave China instead of a one-way ticket and plans to turn myself into an outsourcing option). More on that later, though.

For the time being, I'm at home on the computer. This is an invitation to join me in live-blogging Sarah "who's your mommy" Palin's speech, which Fox News assures us will be starting any minute now.

Come blog with me!


HayK47 said...

yo dude, you got some hobo comrades- check oooouuuut that contributors list! YOU ARE NEVER ALONE

Dan Weisman said...

It's not about being alone, it's about being unemployable. So my mission is to convince the world that I AM legitimate after all...